Footloose

The wingnuts have themselves worked up into a lather over just how religiously insane a legal professional they can get on the court. I've been shamelessly trolling Captain Queeg's site making suggestions.

My suggestion that I'm proudest of so far:

What about Ashcroft?

He thinks that dancing is a sin - the work of the devil. Just like the John Lithgow character in Footloose.

With Ashcroft on the Supreme Court we could run the whole country like the town in Footloose.

Young people would have to go to Tijuana or Montreal in order to have any illicit fun. That's cool, I guess, because the drinking age is lower in both Canada and Mexico.

And what about this?

• John Ashcroft was in Fahrenheit 9/11 with Michael Moore
• Michael Moore was in Bowling for Columbine with Charlton Heston
• Charlton Heston was in Almost an Angel with David Alan Grier
• David Alan Grier was in The Woodsman with Kevin Motherfucking Bacon

Spooky.

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