The Liberal Avenger: Massachusetts Gay Marriage - One Year Later

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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Massachusetts Gay Marriage - One Year Later

Centerfield: The Sky Fell

It's been a year, hasn't it? A year of dirty, dirty state-sanctioned ass-fucking* happening throughout Massachusetts - not just in Provincetown!

Curiously, despite being surrounded on all sides by this special brand of brotherly and sisterly love, my wife and I along with all of our heterosexual friends have been able to keep the wheels from falling off of our marriages. Indeed, even with psychic imagery of huge erect penises, gaping assholes and vaginas slick with the saliva of other women being beamed directly into our homes by our homosexual neighbors, most of us have been able to maintain occasional MAN-ON-WOMAN sexual congress regardless of the temptations that await us just a glory hole or quiet, darkened rest area away.

I've been to the mall recently and it appears that some women are still bearing children. At the Junior High School I could see that most children are still being clothed and fed at home.

Still, the apocalyptic battle against the "homosexual agenda" to crush civilization rages on both here in Massachusetts and in the rest of the country.

I can't explain why things haven't fallen apart here in Massachusetts. I can take solace, however, in the knowledge that in the long run god will strike down the sinners. Rome wasn't built in a day... It may take years for the evil-doers to dismantle our society. Long enough, one hopes, to gather our righteous strength and fight back!

Courage.

*...along with whatever nasty, nasty things LESBIANS do when they are married!!!

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