Sunday, April 10, 2005

Bang the Jingo Tom Toms: Weird Winger Video

America We Stand as One

Questions and Observations:
  • Did the firemen killed on 9/11 become aliens like in Cocoon?

  • I didn't think wingnuts liked men with long hair. Doesn't unruly hair mean dope-smoking and liberalism? Has their policy on hair length changed?

  • Is the handkerchief tied around his leg a tourniquet of some sort? Is it there to keep all the blood from running out of his ass thereby starving his brain of oxygen?

  • Why is the woman with the baby praying in front of a gravestone from the 18th century? "Here lieth Moses Carver, wingnut, died 1763 in the French and Indian War." Where did the baby come from? "Immaculate conception?" That's what they all say...

  • I definitely saw one of the angels' tits and possibly a glimpse of her snatch.