The Liberal Avenger: Name Malkin's Next Book

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The sordid tale of Michelle Malkin and her puppeteer husband Jesse - two voices, acting as one, wrapped up in a pretty package. Easy-to-digest racism for the masses.

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"At times, conservatives have even trod into arguing in favor of a war ethos (see, for instance the popular bumper sticker: "War Has Never Solved Anything, Except for Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism"); at other times -- as in all the talk about "shock and awe" in the Iraq invasion -- they have even suggested there is a kind of beauty to violence, especially in the service of the imposition of American will. "

"Let's do the sign of the cross. It'll make us feel real boss."

- Skafish

"Look, can we all at least agree on one thing -- if the 'I didn't do it' administration is re-coronated, that come November 3, EVERYTHING IS THEIR FUCKING FAULT."

"Arbolist... Look up the word. I don't now, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees."

- George W. Bush, USA Today, 08/21/2001

"There are no mirrors in Bush's church."

- Tim Appelo, Seattle Weekly, 12/08/2004

"Perhaps travel cannot prevent bigotry, but by demonstrating that all peoples cry, laugh, eat, worry, and die, it can introduce the idea that if we try to understand each other, we may even become friends."

- Maya Angelou

"To those who consider the war a mistake but still fear the consequences of military withdrawal, we ask these questions: when will enough be enough? If not now, when?"

- An Appeal to Global Conscience (via j a c k *)

"How much productivity has been wasted, not reducing our dependence on oil, but to entice us to buy more that is made with, and which consumes for its continuance - oil. It would be as if a man who had been poisoned, rather than reaching for the emetic, reaches for another dose of the poison."

- Stirling Newberry, So We Want a Revolution, 03/18/2005


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Friday, February 18, 2005

Name Malkin's Next Book

[We're working on choosing a winner. You can weigh in in comments about your favorites. Just because the contest is over doesn't mean that the creative juices need to stop flowing. The wingers will need a book to read in 2006, too!...]

Sweetheart of the right Michelle Malkin has already graced the world with two smash bestselling books to date:

Invasion: How Brown People Sneak Dirty Bombs into America and Have Babies in Our Hospitals on YOUR Dime
In Defense of Internment: How Prison Camps Saved Us from the Yellow Peril and How They'll Save us from the Islamofascists, too!

The Malkin fans who bought In Defense of Internment last summer are probably about three-quarters of the way through with it now. Come this summer they'll be itching for something new to read!

Our sources tell us that Michelle has been toiling away on something new. We don't know much about it, but we think it may include a chapter about the evils of liberalism.

We've also heard that Michelle is having trouble coming up with a name for her next book.

Let's put our heads together and come up with a name for Michelle's new book! Submit your idea in comments here. Submit as many ideas as you please.

The best idea submitted by noon EST, Friday, February 18 wins a $20 Amazon.com gift certificate.

The winner will be decided by an informal panel assembled from my RL friends and family.

The entire list of ideas will be assembled and sent by courier to Michelle's publishing company, Regnery Publishing.

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