Friday, February 18, 2005

Malkin's Next Book

Auguste of the world-famous MalkinWatch blog wins!

Michelle Malkin's next book, scheduled for release this summer, is going to be called:
Pulling Up the Ladder: Why My Parents Were the Last Acceptable Arrivals
Wingnuts everywhere will rejoice tonight.

This one seemed to be a popular favorite in comments and it was a standout favorite with my friends and family at home. It really sums up the entire Malkin experience in a nutshell, I think, conservative hypocrisy and all.

Congratulations, Auguste!

Honorable mention:
The Hmong Among Us: How Montagnard juju released a swarm of plague-carrying vampire bats in suburbia
I love this one because of its inherent complexity. I wonder if Michelle is capable of understanding the relationship between the Montagnards and the Hmongs or why portraying Michelle as blaming the Montagnards for a problem would be funny. (For those who don't know... Hint: Guess which country the Montagnards came from...)

[Update: Edit]