Malkin's New Book Name Discussion Thread

Decisions, decisions, decisions, decisions... We didn't do a very good job thinning the herd on this end. Lend us a hand... Is there a runaway winner in your eyes?

Here are our current favorites:

Auguste:

• Pulling Up the Ladder: Why My Parents Were the Last Acceptable Arrivals
• Hispanics: Illegal Until Proven Otherwise
• Oh, Look, a Puppy: Exercises to Shorten Your Attention Span...Especially When the News Doesn't Go Your Way
• The Open Borders Lobby: And Other Shit That Doesn't Exist But That I Won't Stop Talking About

David Neiwert:

• The Virtues of Fascism: Why We Need to Make the Trains Run on Time in a Post-9/11 World

DougBot:

• What Color is Your Machete? A Guide to Survival in the Upcoming Skull-Based Economy

Dr. C:

• Hammer and Sickle Cell - The Invasion of the Bolsevik Genes

filkertom:

• Throw Your Own Abu Ghraib Party!
• Evil For Dummies
• How To Suck The Flesh From Their Stinking Liberal Bones
• If I Had A Reasonable Argument, Don't You Think I'd Use It!?

Isis Ramirez:

• Generation's End: How darked-skinned boys at basketball camps raid Girl Scout camps raping your daughters and giving them the AIDs virus
• Hindus May Be Brown but They Aren't All Wrong: A Caste System for North America

jimmiraybob:

• How Interring Liberals, Democrats and the Weak Among Us Will Solve the Social Security Crisis, Save Us From the Terrorist Horde, and Ensure the Rapture

Nur al-Cubicle:

• The Hmong Among Us: How montagnard juju released a plague of plague-carrying vampire bats in suburbia.
• The Shadow of Che: Revived Marxism introduced by Central American refugees drives highshoolers to amphetemines.
• Day of the Dago: Our youth flayed alive as illegal Mexican immigrants introduce the Cult of the Aztec God of Death to America
• Borrowed Fever: Second-hand Malaria and You

sgo:

• A mouthful for Malkin: How to Blow for the Right

upyernoz:

• In Defense of Lynching
• Cooking Babies Mexican-Style: The Immigrant's Cookbook

[Also of note is the Reverend Mykeru's "Mein Queef," which while perhaps not the winning title, should be recognized because of the Reverend's bonus extra-credit cover art seen here.]

[Thanks also to everyone else who participated who I didn't list here: Mad Kane, bedrocktruth, bananaslug, Ol'Froth, BeaucoupKevin, Abigail, Mark Golden, Karin, The Kenosha Kid, Kate S., The tECHIDNA, Pedro, LoudMax, Chrissy, memer, Dave, UppityMonkey and megisi (and several Anons...)]

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